miércoles, 11 de julio de 2007

Boolywog’s Forbidden Pleasures


What's it called? Boolywog’s Forbidden Pleasures (in brief, BFP)

What does it do? Well, it summons a daemon (more specifically: a succubus...) that provides you with a choice of three forbidden and undescribable pleasures, which are three different ways of cooking a potato you give her. The options are mashed, fried and baked. Sorry lads! No other pleasures for the moment, in spite of the evocative description and souls of the daemonette...

Where is it? Being a toy demonologist spell, it is rightly placed in the Begynners' Magick tome, at the Gym(s).

What does it require? First, the focus of an octogram. Then, a potato, which isn't so much *consumed* as rather *transformed* in the process...

What skills do I need? Chanting, Charming, Summoning

Has it worked? A correct output should read something like this:

You prepare to cast Boolywog's Forbidden Pleasures.
You chant strange and terrible words.
You let your mind imagine the most sensual scenes you can.
You throw the potato into the center of the octogram.
There is a sudden rush of air and a POP as a creature appears in the room.
The succubus asks: Right! Will it be mashed, fried or baked, then?

Notes: Last spell I learnt from the Newbie tome. I found it quite amusing (and the results, tasty. Specially the baked potato...) and used to cast it a lot. Don't know if it was a good tm creator for low level of the said skills required...
The potatos from other spells cannot be employed now for this casting. It has to be a raw, untouched potato, like those that may be bought at various vegetable shops.
The succubus may be attacked and killed, if you are in the mood (you perverty little twert!). She proves quite tough, and possesion renders your speech slightly gibberish ('You are mine's and Cthulhuan phrases coming out of you from time to time, as well as some puking a liquid similar to pea soup). The body is sadly lost, and dissapears with her death.

Help Information:
Boolywog's Forbidden Pleasures - Summon evil demons of sensuality.

Boolywog's Forbidden Pleasures is a miscellaneous spell that will summon demons to give the caster unimaginable delights. The spell requires a potato and an octogram.

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