Mugwuddle's Muddling Mirage

What's it called? Mugwuddle's Muddling Mirage (in short, MMM)

What does it do? Well, this spell is actually quite useful, one of my favourite spells, and it becomes quite handy at times. Basically, it makes your victim suffer a hallucination. As long as it lasts, they will feel like they've been transported to some magic, colourful land with wombles, talking rocks and suchlike, and with as many exits as they'd like. The effect is similar to gazing into a zodiac charm, but affects the casted in this case, and it looks more or less like this:

This is a fabulous land. A herd of green, nubile lemurs is flopping about on a purple swamp, while an indigo rock flops nearby.
It is a very weird nibblebing's aftermoon.
There are as many obvious exits as you could wish.

Back in the real world, you will see the victim as 'confused', and wandering randomly from time to time out of the room it is in. They won't be able to speak properly, only wibble. Nevertheless, there are some actions they can still do (e.g. watchmen who were attacking you will still follow you until they suddenly go off the room).
As for the uses of the spell, they are quite evident. Hallucinating people stop fighting at once, and only return again if provoked, breaking the spell, so it comes as a good way to stop fights you don't relish. If in a dangerous area like the Ramtops, the random wandering may lead to humpy-dumptiesque falls too.

Where is it? Being about the conjuring of fantasy and herb-related, lucy in the sky with diamonds like images, it is only fit it should be found in the Cunjuryng for Begynners volume at the Unseen University Library.

What does it require? A mirror, a pipe and a pinch of tobacco. Only the last item is consumed in the process.

What skills do I need? Air, Animating, Summoning, Channeling, Conjuring

Has it worked? The proper output should read something like this:

You prepare to cast Mugwuddle's Muddling Mirage on xxx.
You stuff some tobacco into your pipe and light it, puffing away to generate a good amount of smoke.
You move the clouds of smoke around with your mind, gathering them together.
You reflect light off the mirror, shining it in interesting patterns on the smoke clouds.
You direct the clouds of smoke towards xxx.
You conjure a strange world to confuse xxx.
xxx begins to stare around wide-eyed.

Help Information:

Mugwuddle's Muddling Mirage - Create an illusory land for an opponent.

Mugwuddle's Muddling Mirage is a first-order offensive spell that causes the target to believe that he is in a strange land. It requires a pipe, a pouch of tobacco, and a mirror.

Poetry in motion (2)

'Twas fluffy, and the wibbling goos
Did bing and flibble in the sea,
All wobbled were the kangaroos,
And the wombles did have tea.

"Beware the snark, my son!
The nose that sniffs, the toes that shine.
Beware the flubbib bird,
and shun the floppy pantomime."

He took his prune surprise in hand,
Long time the flatulent foe he tickled!
And rested he by the strawberry tree,
And stood a while in pickles.

And as in Branston Pickle he stood,
The cabbage, with fluffy fronds,
Came bouncing through the field of cows,
And giggled in its bonds.

Four, two! Four two!
The green frog went ribbit,
He left it boggling, and with its coffee table,
He went meandering back.

"And hast thou canoodled the Brassica?
Come to my handuffs, my frog!
Oh Fluffy day, woohoo, hooray,
He wibbled in his joy.

'Twas fluffy, and the wibbling
goos Did bing and flibble in the sea,
All wobbled were the kangaroos,
And the wombles did have tea.

Memories of a Vicious Chicken

What's it called? Memories of a Vicious Chicken (in short, MVC)

What does it do? Memories of a Vicious Chicken is usually the second offensive spell a newbie wizard has access to, and the first to consume a component. Harking back to evil mementos of murdered poultries and assorted fowl play, this spell allows you to throw a feather at a victim, causing it a mild amount of damage.
From its newbie status, it might be supposed that it isn't of much use, as the damage it does in only slightly higher than the Lance's, with the added incomodity of having to carry large numbers of chicken feathers. Therefore, it is seldom employed, as wizards start maxing and spending for others of the offensive persuasion (usually, Firebunnies and the Mist of Doom). Still, if you have the feathers and the mindspace, it is a cute way of finishing off weakened adversaries.

Where is it? Being a very easy to cast thing of the newbie orientation, these Memories may be found in all of the introductory tomes (Begynners' Magick) that are found at the Gyms of all major magical teaching institutions.

What does it require? A chicken feather, which is consumed in the process.

What skills do I need? Healing, Summoning, Animating

Has it worked? The proper output should read something like this:

You prepare to cast Memories of a Vicious Chicken on xxx.
You contemplate chickens, attempting to awaken the life force contained in the feather.
You cluck experimentally.
You wave your feather at xxx.
Your feather flies off and thuds into xxx.

Help Information:

Memories of a Vicious Chicken - A dangerous feather producer.

Memories of a Vicious Chicken is a zeroth order offensive spell that launches a loaded feather at your target.