You see Kalu the Disreputable Mistress Pickpocket.
She is a strapping young human lass.
Kalu would give you her very last frustum-shaped, caramel filled chocolate. Apart from the fact that if you don't eat it quickly, she'll filch it back from you. She is too nice to be a thief really. Apart from filling her quota for the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves, Kalu can be found plying her skills for the Fang family - Very distant cousins - who, in return, kindly allow her use of their special "printing" facilities. In short, if you need an Agatean birth certificate, or a weapons permit at a price you can easily afford, she's ready to help. Please note though that these are fallible and that some Imperial Guards are more perceptive than others - so carry a spare or two. Kalu's fingers are long, graceful and appear to be slightly stained through regular use of printing ink.
She is in good shape.
She is standing.
Her skin looks as hard as rock, although it seems weaker around the neck.
She looks rather warm.
Wearing : a pair of mirrored sunglasses, a pair of black soft-soled boots, a grey travelling cloak, six rose rhodonite rings and a blue crystal ring.
