jueves, 23 de agosto de 2007

Stupydest Wayes of Dieyng

[Well, I could write a book about that... last one was this morning. After going to House Sung to get a new mission, and receiving the chit and orders from Kunaikuka, my mind decides to wander elsewhere (Roundworld me reading pages at wikipedia...). When I return, I find a dead body. How? I must have accidentally pressed the key that activates Pragi before leaving...]

Kunaikuka begins looking through the records.
Kunaikuka whispers to you in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: Having checked your records, it appears your level of prestige does not entitle you to a new title. Maybe you should work on changing that.
Kunaikuka shuffles about whilst muttering curses.
You get a cured human right eye from Bottomless Pit.
You prepare to cast Pragi's Fiery Gaze.
The iridescent scarab beetle nuzzles you affectionately.
You lazily close your hand around the eye.
You poke your tongue out at the world.You struggle to hold your hand closed as red sparks shoot out from between your fingers.
You let go of the eye. It hovers above your hand.
The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above your hand.
Kunaikuka loudly exclaims in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: Run!
Kunaikuka leaves south.
You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything.
The fire fails to harm the light green moon dragon.
The fire dies away.
Kunaikuka arrives from the south.
Kunaikuka moves aggressively towards you!
Hp: 1873 (1873) Gp: 273 (327) Xp: 52976
Kunaikuka punches at you but your floating medium metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow.

(...)

Hp: 54 (1873) Gp: 327 (327) Xp: 53183
Kunaikuka viciously boots you in the stomach.
As you dissolve into ectoplasm, the light green moon dragon falls through you with an embarrassed squawk.
Your skin feels itchy; large pieces flake off as you scratch it.
You feel dry now.
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE? SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
The light green moon dragon nibbles at the ground thoughtfully.
Death says: AH, THERE YOU ARE. ARE YOU THE LAST ONE?
Death says: ALAS, YOU ARE DEAD NOW: SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL, OUT OUT BRIEF CANDLE, FAREWELL CRUEL WORLD...
Death pauses for dramatic effect. He's trying to humanise a touch.
Death says: I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO STAY, DO YOU?

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