Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator

What's it called? Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator(in short, JMC)

What does it do? Jorodin's turns any item of your choice into a full working talker, with a new line added to the item: ''Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes'. The help file gives a more flourishing description, as you'll see below, but that's the stuff.
Because Jorodin the shop-owner can turn the items you give him to talkers for the meagre sum of one dollar, the spell only has anecdotal value and use.

Where is it? Spellcheck Project's entry described a supposed tome, the 'Thyn Aire' book, where it could be found. If this was so in the past, it doesn't seem so now, as I've never found such a book in any of the libraries. The only present way to find the spell is through a scroll you buy at Jorodin's.

What does it require? An item, just about any item, that you want to turn into a talker (my present one is a Sung family crest).

What skills do I need? Channeling, Binding, Evoking

Has it worked? The proper output should read something like this:

You prepare to cast Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator on xxx.
You listen to the xxx.
You whisper meaninglessly to the xxx.
You exclaim: Pop!
Somewhere inside the xxx a pair of glittering eyes swirl into being.

Help Information:

Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator - communicate with others.

Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator allows the caster to summon a Loquacious Spirit from the Plane of Neverending Chatter and bind it to an inanimate object, forcing it to repeat the words of other nearby spirits and their masters for all eternity (not to mention their voice comes in various fashionable colours).