The Professor of Extreme Horticulture and a handsome sheep shearer are standing here.
An eggshell white oak bench is standing beneath the chestnut tree and a wizardly brass lantern is hanging on a wall.
> The Professor of Extreme Horticulture mutters about the dangers of the sea.
look professor
This is the Professor of Extreme Horticulture, otherwise known as Pennysmart to his friends. Due to an unfortunate accident involving an affronted jellyfish his legs have been permanently stained an extremely interesting shade of purple. He boasts an elaborate white beard that, at times, brushes the ground, and spikey grey hair that shoots out from his head in every direction. His great passion in life is walking the Unseen University octangle where it is statistically implausible that a sea creature could ever ravage him again.
He is in good shape.
He is standing.
Holding : a twisted wooden staff (left hand and right hand).
Wearing : a pair of pointy wizard shoes, a white velvet and vermine robe and a pointy wizard's hat.
His purse is home to only moths!
> In the distance to the southwest, the big bronze gong in the Temple of Small Gods bongs nine times.
The Professor of Extreme Horticulture picks up his beard just before a passing student uses it as a mat.
The Professor of Extreme Horticulture mutters something about jellyfish under his breath.
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